What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little kaffir? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the mujahideen, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Israel, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top truck driver in all of Hamas. You are nothing to me but just another infidal. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Allah's Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of jihadists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the trucks of peace, kaffir. The truck that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can blow you up over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Islamic State and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
This pasta never gets old for me.