Anon, you disappoint me. Its an opportunity, not a burden.
Things to do:
1. Make shrine to ebola chan on a deserted road. Make sure they find it.
2. Obtain doll/figurine. Wrap in string, stick it with pins. Leave outside someone’s house.
3. Tell them that (insert nearby ngo here) is supposed to be offering free food/fuel/whatever but the supply is limited and they have been hoarding it for themselves.
4. Tell them that 'because you like them so much' that they shouldn’t accept the white mans medicine because it will sterilise them and remove sexual potency.
The sky is the limit. Just dont get caught, lol.