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0faed No.381[Reply]

get in anons we're BTFOing tumblr

6bc29 No.383

I was in there. Nothing happened. Faggotbait.

126ec No.485


20c33 No.491

>we're BTFOing tumblr
shouldn't it be BingTFO tumblr?
asking for a friend

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8a938 No.414[Reply]

Robots, be on the lookout for this killer. Contact your local National Weather Service office if you see this fucker
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086c3 No.424

The IL nigger in the lumina proceeds to accelerate and continues to pass on the right (a pet peeve of mine) and gets caught up in traffic again.

086c3 No.425

By this time the truck driver has overtaken the pack of cars the nigger from IL was trapped by, and knowing the roadway constricts to 2 lanes, that salty mofo forces the nigger onto the shoulder, nigger responds by jumping behind me, expecting me to continue at my quick pace.
Well, I geared down (so no brake lights) and the nog almost ate the ramps on my 21’ gooseneck.

086c3 No.426

Now the nigger is pissed, and you may think “ robot, good work”
Well you are right, it was great, but what happened next was ebin

086c3 No.427

While the dumb nigger from IL in the lumina attempted to cut hard right to the shoulder to pass the trucker, he clipped a fucking 15 year old Cadillac full of other niggers. The lumina nigger pulled a pit maneuver on itself by hitting a car load of other niggers, spilling all their crack all over the floorboards (I assume)
The trucker and I are bonded for life as we took out 3 or more niggers via white telekinesis
I miss that dude already
Mr Covenant Van Line driver who helped me on I-10 today, God bless you and your family.

95860 No.490

cool story bro
where is my t-shirt

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02a25 No.7[Reply]

1488! Keep posting!
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8fa5a No.460

Percent of my time and my team
Hey I just left my office right after the night and then we are on my road right after the night

67079 No.461

shitposting has hit a new low

8459a No.483


8459a No.488

Nazis like black cock

31264 No.489

well, can't disagree with those DUBS

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0f723 No.5[Reply]

How doth obtain female counterpart?
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f0989 No.384

Gunpoint best option. Use rifle. They will be more intimidated by the size of the gun compared to a handgun bc women are retarded. Barbarism will always attract them.

5574b No.387

>gamers rise up and sieze the means of reproduction
lel, nice one

3416f No.393

>How doth obtain female counterpart?
by winning a clean t-shirt

157b8 No.429

If you meet a wahman and fuck her the same day it is safe to say she is a slut. It is also safe to say she got some beef curtains. Remember lads, the innie is for the winnie

ab366 No.486


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f3629 No.1[Reply]

fuck anyone who says different. robots can into anything.
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d5744 No.464

Cool story
Keep us informed

8ae6d No.471

Are you in dc?
Do you hear ping-pong like sounds?

34ae1 No.475

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this 👉 is 👏 me, 👶 walking 🚶 back ⬅️ to 👌 the 🔥 target 🌮 bathroom 🚹 to 😶 re-wipe ⏮ my 👇 ass. 👏 dad, 🙇 please, 🙏 i 👶 know 🔥 that 😂 i'm 👈 a 🅰 big 👏 boy 😩 but ☝ i 😶 still 👌 need 👏 your 👈 help 😩 to 💦 wipe 🍆 my 😰 poopy 💩 butt. 🚽 why ❓ did 😱 you 👈 hit 🤛 mom ‍♂️ and ☝ leave 🛑 us 😰 dad? 😱 we 😞 miss 💦 you. 😰 just, 😢 please, 🙏 come 🍼 back ⬅️ home 🏡 and ☝ teach 📏 me 👶 how 👏 to 👌 wipe. 🚽 my 👈 asshole 💦 burns. 🔥

9e611 No.476

Now that’s some high effort shitposting
I wish I wasn’t dumb
Some days I poop
In fact, I pooped today!

7d4ff No.484


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83397 No.324[Reply]

I'm going to take the prize and wear it to New York City to a Yankees game
prove me wrong
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d48e6 No.472

I’m only here to shitpost
I’m only here to shitpost
I’m only here to shitpost
I’m only here to shitpost
I’m only here to shitpost
I’m only here to shitpost
I’m only here to shitpost

a32ed No.473

Pop pop on all these shitposters
I’m interested in the free T-shirt
Only a 1015 to go

ca768 No.474

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7ab10 No.477

I’m bumping for fun and because I am bored

47fe8 No.482

Kys faggot. Go jerk off to food porn.

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d9d70 No.439[Reply]

Let’s get some posting going before summer fags get here and swipe my shirt
Also, the Jews did 911
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01794 No.470

I want, no, need that T-shirt
I’m going to get that T-shirt

73bb6 No.478

I hope all these idiots realize that shirt will be mine

59a39 No.479

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Can I get this on my new shirt?

ea72c No.480

4 fucking days since the last post, wtf robots? did y'all get some pussy or just become squidbits?

65329 No.481

Mmmmm dookie burgers

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5e53f No.443[Reply]

Some cute guy from Discord told me this exists
So what is this and wheres the difference to my home at 4chan /r9k/?
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030ab No.449

Screencap it yourself leaf, you are not the boss of me
Include me in the screencap

b929d No.450

Why would I include you? Have you no screencap ability?

566bf No.453

Include me im special

566bf No.455

Dont inlcude that post include this one because its dubs

7b607 No.459


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10bac No.394[Reply]

also, I'm gonna say the N word

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7a14c No.402

Onlee reel niggqz kun say nigger

024b9 No.403

wat u sæi to më nïggėr?

80872 No.410

I feel like having some Buckees Beaver Nuggets

6785e No.428

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>didn't get jerky

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57264 No.307[Reply]

Ah, you think society is your ally? You merely adopted the society. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't feel love until it was already gone, by then it was nothing but painful!
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f3a3f No.364

Bumpity bump

27014 No.365

are we there yet?

27014 No.366

gas the kikes
hang the niggers
round up the faggots
destroy all the muslims
live in peace and harmony

47143 No.372


f6865 No.397

these are deuces of wisdom

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